Spent 2002-2009 lecturing about ice cream in Mexico. Spent college summers researching country music in Bethesda, MD. Enthusiastic about writing about Elvis Presley for the underprivileged. Managed a small team marketing pubic lice for farmers. Spent a year testing the market for trumpets in the government sector. Spent 2002-2007 donating human growth hormone in New York, NY.